Sunday, 18 October 2009

Tesco Town coming to the East End. Yay!!


Another huge development is to be built by T*sco as the empire expands in the week The Emperor, Sir Terry Leahy, announced that schools should be preparing pupils for a life working in their superstores. Next week we will be practising the 'dead behind the eyes' look whilst you lift endless cheap products over an infra-red beam and ask repeatedly for hours on end "Do you have a clubcard?" - just to get you ready.

Facts here ; opinion here

Depressing times, people, depressing times: The Daily Mail is now arguing that Tesco should run the country! A criticism of such a dystopia can be found here

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